I died

I though it would be a funny april fool's joke if my partner at work called my wife and told her I had died in a fire or something. He thought that maybe that was a bad idea. I concurred.

That stroke of brilliance came to me while I sat on the lame-o trainer and spinned my legs for an hour while watching Price is Right. Silly April foolers.

It was a muscle flushing day. I think it helped.